Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Laughter: Another Form of Therapy

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and  point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom.   Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Finish all your sentences with  "In accordance with the prophecy."
5. Skip down the hall rather than  walk and see how many looks you get.
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.  Alternatively, order your coffee with extra caffeine.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

9. Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

 11. Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask them to settle the disagreement.
12. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"
13. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
 14. When standing with people in an elevator, slap your head several times and shout, “Shut up in there!”

 

1 comment:

TitaniumRose said...

this is one of my favorites, thanks for posting it!