I am starting a personal campaign to save our favorite boy wizard from death in the seventh and final book of the Harry Potter series.
To that end, I have launched a new product line at Auntie Judith Designs, the Save Harry! series. And just to make it possible for everyone to participate at a low cost, my markup on the items is only 5%.
A bumper sticker for your car costs only $3.09! Get several! Get a T-shirt for yourself and your dog! Tote bags! Ball caps! Sweatshirts!
(Of course, buying these items will have no impact whatsoever on author J.K. Rowling's decision of what to do with her title character, but wouldn't it be fun to be a part of this latest pop-culture frenzy?)